I guess you guys don’t have White Castle. Probably for the best.

But will it have porn?

We had a Lincoln station wagon

What if your torso is large because your large liver because alcoholism?

What’s the difference between a gulf, a bay, and a sound?

Prescription drugs. Schedule an appointment with the doctor and they will have you fill out a couple questionnaires and discuss options. Medication is free with most insurance

Well, not anymore

People pour coffee creamer vegetable oil into their coffee

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It seems incredibly dumb. Like playing slots

You can resell your games

I ended up going with Mistr since it’s free. Though I don’t like having to milk the blood out of my finger, I’d rather go to the clinic.

Tax fraud

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.

They also say HIV testing for prevention needs to be covered but my state run institution violates it and charges $280. Fuck you MU Healthcare, you homophobic fucks!!!

The double vomit is a sign of great joy!

Perhaps if you take these rubber bands off of my claws I could help?

Not burning it is worse. It’s methane

I’ve done shadowing of other roles at a couple jobs. Honestly it’s kinda fun, you learn a lot about other peoples problems so you can do your job better but also it’s pretty fun, like getting a whole new job for a day

Basically Google Stadia

Gamblers fallacy or law of large numbers…