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@lemmylem @asklemmy “Your eyes are pretty cute, but I can make them even cuter if you come home with me tonight.”

@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it’s in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?

@governorkeagan @j4k3 >on Reddit after a post had a certain number of comments/upvotes, I knew that mine would never be seen. I don’t have that feeling on Lemmy.

Posts federate to other instances - even off Lemmy - at different speeds. Those of us on Pleroma/Mastodon who browse TWKN will just see random posts from wherever, and how popular the post is ends up being irrelevant.

Enjoy your first tiny taste of what the internet is like out there lemmybro.

@Grass @BrikoX This is actually kinda weird. How do you wind up with a fungus that we can’t reproduce well without cloning it?

@neme That’s for the best. The movie theaters are mostly complete garbage as an experience, and a total waste of real estate. Hopefully if this trend continues we can free up a bunch of land that’s utterly meaningless.

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@BrikoX >Be a giant government sponge
>Become hero of libertarians
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@blivet @stopthatgirl7 @some_guy THE JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI
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@haxor “You shouldn’t assfuck your memory”

thanks Hacker News.

I wouldn’t have ever known.

@TheAnonymouseJoker >Pro-NAFO

Yes I do support the North American Futanari Organization. Why wouldn’t I support it?

@TheAnonymouseJoker @Alpharius >Communist states are not going around establishing hundreds of military bases, carpet bombing and genociding countries and creating a media-military propaganda machine for their citizens to fear boogeymen for the horrors their own politicians and corporations are committing against them.

China does a solid chunk of that - they broker deals to use other country’s ports as naval bases, they have an ongoing genocide of the Uyghurs and Falun Gong, they were responsible for the mass spread of COVID in late 2019/early 2020, and their propaganda machine is strongly tied to their military.

It is disingenuous to pretend communist states do not do things that the largest communist state in the world does.

@Johanno @Early_To_Risa I should hope that I die some time this century, I can’t imagine living another 100 years of this bullshit.

@radix @Oka This is the most boring possible skill. How do you achieve it?

@cyberpunk007 @Oka I am good at dating women with one eye.

@CandleTiger @Frub >I see lemmy and mastodon going the same way if they grow enough.

This is one of those things where exactly what happens depends on what group of people you’re in. There’s lots of sub-100 person instances which are basically “using your cool friend’s server” or “using some cool rando’s server.”

The reality is that if you ask someone to pay to shitpost on fedi, they’ll cap the cost at “whatever it costs to self-host,” which ain’t much.

@CatholicSocialist @marx_mentat You should be able to block domains on lemmy as a user - just about every other fedi instance allows you to do this.

NSFW emojis - such as their pigpoopballs - often gets places defed, if you’re mad enough you might bring that up to your instance admin.

@whatisallthis Interesting claim, bidet salesman. I may actually consider it.

@whatisallthis @Weirdbeardgame >Just dry off snd that’s it.

Doesn’t that still mean you have to wipe shit water off your ass?