It’ll wind up as that flying party from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, where it terrorizes the outside world by occasionally stopping for wine and cheese raids

If Kamala really wanted a healthy breakfast she would’ve put Corn Pops in her cabinet. Missed opportunity.

State run crypto gulag mine where the power is generated by human hamster wheels

And both were sold by the same company I’d bet

While us Claudia & Karina voters are laughing from the sidelines

I would be more distracted by this sign in an office than my phone. Why does this superhero have a dress shirt and tie under his super shirt? Is the hand holding the phone coming out of the tie? Given that we can see the edges of the cape coming out from behind the 🚫 but nothing else, does that mean this person is a triple amputee super hero, missing their legs and right arm? The questions are endless

It’s never in the way you hope though

Part 1

Or they start doing something like “multiply your medal count by your Freedom Index^TM and that’s your true result”

What about the Tim Burton enjoyers?

I’m in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

He’s up to 1085G now

I’ve been saying for a while now that this phenomenon needs one of those overly specific German words

Man Israel fucking up so badly they don’t get to be on “The Same Map” anymore

-Neoliberal

-Slightest amount of decency

Pick one