Sweet Jesus

UK, £10/mo 120G data, all you can eat voice/SMS (was an offer on smarty)

Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

Exactly, how else are they going to learn “work the shaft while gently cupping the balls”, from a demon?

Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?

Omg we have the same friend! Also no 😬

Im spent

Tricky to pack their mansions, rental properties, our debt etc when they eventually go

Oh hi, any dead fly biscuits?