Yes and you can probably hear him breathing heavily the whole time

Fuck that

Frank made a deal with the devil 😈

Your math is off. It would take 8.5 million people donating $5 a month, to equal the 510 million a year from Google.

My math (please correct me if I am wrong):

$510 million / 1 year

$ X / 1 month?

$510 million / 12 months = $42.5 million / 1 month

$42.5 million / $5 per person a month = 8.5 million people a month

Okay but that headline looks like it was written by big oil

Did someone just say “weaboo”?

A “sticky wicket”.

RIP Michael Pataki, the voice actor for George Liquor

Con Air?

This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

Subsidized by your government

What is excess noncombat trample damage?