Clearly DJTJ told him that Hunter Biden would keep him flush with all the drugs he wanted if he offed his parents, but as with any deal made with the Trumps it wasn’t worth the paper it was written on before being flushed down the White House toilet. /s

Hell would be an upgrade! Where do I get my blood monies plz?

Just need 2.78TB more for optimal storage utilization.

Some people are into knife or surgical play. I can’t say I get it either, but not one to kink shame.

Is calling the cops part of their kink? I get the cutting, bondage, body writing, and humiliation aspects of it, but no need to get the cops involved.

Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.

Or that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.

Ever hear of a guy called Anwar al-Awlaki? Drones can get you anywhere.

And if I remember correctly, burnout is considered a valid use of sick leave.

When the store is charging you for new bags it is. I’ll bring any bag I want!

Both parties are all in on Empire, but differ slightly on how to divvy up the spoils of war.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(economic_model)

I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

Ahem, Kent State would like a word.

Seeing well doesn’t equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.

Quoth the maiden, “Hit the floor”

What do pineapples have to do with this?

~1/11