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“what if EVERYTHING is secretly conscious, including the random word predictor” i say, flailing my paws in the air

i don’t know why your shitty whinging made it click but damn, it really is just Pascal’s wager again. “we don’t know if the spooky calculators have souls so better to act as if they dOoOoOo!”

atheists and christians are like electrons and positrons. whenever they collide (such as in a football game) they instantly destroy one another

Have you heard that most AI bug reports are “slop?” Not so in 2026. That was true for most of 2025

oh yeah year-1 was actually awful and terrible. but year+1 will be fantastic and everyone not using it is a moron

oh gods ew that elaboration. euuughh

c’mon you’re telling me NO one called it the torment nexus? low hanging fruit but still

i, too, dislike it when things are owned by the evil scary China instead of good and righteous Norway

“I’m frustrated that–” “You’re just being immature!” yes thank you, glad you capped off the insult with a heart emoji

if only your question was answered by the second sentence in the article you didn’t click on

i don’t feel compelled to join a platform for the mere privilege of having my blog posts co-hosted in the nazi bar, with shitty default css

“avoid it being challenged” dear lord. if only internet forum threads had some kind of button that would allow you to insert whatever half-baked disguised-as-a-policy-suggestion reaction one has directly into the thread. maybe then those that suffer the worst from Jubileebrain could utilize that to spew forth all their intellectual capabilities’ worth without doing themselves the disgrace of demanding dissidents put up their dukes

but then it wouldn’t be lemmy now would it

for you in particular, let’s permanently rectify that situation

i don’t know how i could have possibly been clearer that i don’t want the disjointed ramblings of debatecreatures in my inbox, but i know things like “consent” might be a foreign concept to such folk

itt: 100 billion lemmings see the phrase “i’m not going to debate you” and immediately take up arms and move to debate positions, so as to maximize the insufferability of the platform writ large

syncthing is an extremely valuable piece of software in my eyes, yeah. i’ve been using a single synced folder as my google drive replacement and it works nearly flawlessly. i have a separate system for off-site backups, but as a first line of defense it’s quite good.

“i reflexively identify with the openly-fascist right-wing base that has found its home on elon’s twitter, and since i’m a reasonable person, the evidence that they’re flagrantly conspiracy-minded and/or are CSAM posters simply must be fabricated”