Look all they have to do is rerelease Windows 7.

Literal concentration camps

He became the subject of considerable international media coverage after escaping from his enclosure

Wait, so their enclosure was shitty enough that the gorilla could’ve left any time but didn’t until he was provoked, and their solution wasn’t to fix the cage, but to make everyone wear silly glasses?

Really telling on yourself there champ.

Man it’s been over 25 years since I watched Titanic; 95% of the memory I retained of that film is boobs and the other 5% was actually Thumbtanic. I dunno how you expect anyone to instantly recall this scene from a single frame unless you were one of those hardcore fans who saw it nine times in the cinema.

Yeah there was a different scene teenage me found a lot more memorable

Yeah this became obvious when most of the right wing stopped supporting Ukraine overnight a few weeks into the war

Being funded by government doesn’t equate to being beholden to government.

I’d argue that the ownership of media by foreign billionaires, many of whom actually do dictate their direction, is far more harmful to our democracy.

Fellas, is it “unclassy” to wish harm upon those whose entire fucking identity is causing harm to others?

Meanwhile Pete Hoekstra is constantly whining about “Buy Canadian” happening here…

Yep. He’s “partly joking” about everything right up until the second he isn’t.

I’ve found countless spray bottles where the straw goes straight down and ends 10-15mm above even the raised hump in the middle of the bottom.

Based on the tremendous lack of meaningful action (no, peaceful protests don’t count) we’ve seen from ostensibly progressive 'Murricans claiming to be fed up with this shit, I’m not gonna hold my breath.

the sources claim that the Start menu is getting a full rewrite in WinUI 3, which will make it 60% more responsive

Oh good, that’ll bring it all the way up to a third as responsive as the Windows 7 one was.

Froot Loops has always been that way. Back when I was a kid, they only had three colours - red, orange, and yellow - and I remember being bothered that they had to repeat one of them. Problem got solved when they rolled out green.

the best case scenario is you bought an album and every single song was a banger. and you just don’t get that anymore because you have access to everything all the time.

Still happens, you just need to expand past top 40s radio shit

Garage sales! Holy shit garage sales used to be so fucking awesome. As a 12-15 year old I scored so much computer stuff dirt cheap at garage sales, along with books and music. Just about every Saturday in the summer you could see me with a box precariously balanced or a shopping bag hanging from my bike’s handlebars.

Nowadays everything worth more than a couple bucks goes up on FB marketplace and Kijiji, and the only stuff anyone puts in a garage sale is actual garbage that the thrift stores wouldn’t even put on the shelf.

Yep. They want desperate people.

… but not too desperate; clients might be scared off if the parking lot is full of rusted out 90s econboxes…

Cheeto Benito inadvertently doing more to drive renewables and electric cars than any previous incentives definitely isn’t something i had on my bingo card.

Civil War 2.0 is already under way.