Story checks out in Gemini

Gemini says:

The text in the image reads:

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…but man does it hurt my eyes to read

This is an outrage! We missed the sick children?! I thought this was America!

Reasonable.

They poop their pants anyway, what’s the issue with pooping their pants a little more?

Sounds like the nurses who were laid off were doing a lot of “backend” stuff (talking to insurance, data entry, etc). If the AI was coming in and doing those jobs, freeing up the nurses to work more directly with patients, I could see a good argument for it. But no, they had to let the nurses go, which is just greedy and stupid as fuck given the nursing shortage.

Because it’s not like natural intelligence is always all that great either.

Wouldn’t be a proper Linus post without calling everyone else an idiot.

I’ve seen everything being accused of being AI, on all sides, when it doesn’t fit a narrative. Look at the recent pictures of Mitch McConnell for example. Eliminates any trust anyone has in any reporting on any news event.

Next will be Pete Hegseth measuring your fully erect cock to make sure you’re ready for battle

It seems to me Europe as a continent is a lot more resistant to automation than China and the US, but I dunno…

CBS still has journalists attempting to do their jobs despite constant corporate interference. Sucks.

I think it’s more salty than sweet

Butthole douche rapidly

New hide the pain just dropped

Rain head won’t flush my asshole properly

Don’t stick me or my son in your ass again!

Oh no, what will we bomb the children with?!

You’re so lucky, this is the foil version of the game! Very rare.

All this time I didn’t know AIDS was a performance enhancing substance…heck it’s right in the name, I should have guessed!

Not the Republican senator I was expecting but: good. Hopefully we get a two for one soon.