Despondent, we collect here,

No fight left in our souls,

We heal through immolation,

Our torture ends in coals.

It can’t get away fast enough!

Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

It’s what plants crave!

As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

For Peat’s sake!

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

Also a kinda creepy Willy Wonka/Slenderman vibe

They’re confidential informants where I’m from - regional differences isn’t surprising, wonder how it’s abbreviated for other languages.

Surely he was far too progressive for them. Although apparently “father I cannot tell a lie” was not actually a quote of his and has been mis-attributed all these years. So Liar: CHECK.

Now I’m onto an old nineties song lyric from Ammonia “you’re not the only one who… feels this way “

I don’t get it?

The curvy fir

The bum gum

The pillow willow

The “date” palm

The fine pine