Holy fuck, they are live broadcasting an execution. That is literally a George Carlin skit.

Could be worse. Could be without a straw.

People who have birthdays in spring or summer can organise outdoor activities for their birthdays but I can’t.

I always peel carrots. And cut off the ends.

So if You peel it You won’t have enough.

Mayonnaise is mostly eggs and fat.If You add flour to that, You have cake. Problem solved.

Padded seats do exist:

https://www.tukidesign.com/padded-toilet-seats

What confuses me most is the travel case.

I think he was The Mouth of Sauron.

Switch too electric bugaloo.

How can You tell it’s AI?

And that’s supposed to be weird?

Why does Keith David look like he’s getting a heroin fueled blow job.

Yesterday puzzmo.com did it with “what colour was the dress”. You could either answer blue or gold and it fit. But it wasn’t as good as this one. And I don’t think You can access archived crosswords on puzzmo.

Edit: It was today, so You can still access it for a couple of hours.

https://www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-09-29/crossword/mini

I prefer rose.

Data would disagree.

They are still making Futurama? As far as I’m concerned, the show’s finale was Bender’s Big Score. Four great seasons, one good movie. Rest of it sucked.

Yes, I’ve seen lots of shitty tattoos. This being one of them. But I don’t think You’ve ever seen a good one.

Did a corporation use it already? Because that’s usually the death of a meme.

5 layer pizza? What’s that?