What makes you think they aren’t already?

Public speaking. I just can’t get my head around the fact that a crowd is composed of real, individual people. It just looks like an impersonal, lifeless blob to me, so I have no trouble performing in front of it.

Thick iron pan, no grease, cover with pot, wait until popping stops. Sprinkle salt and pepper. Sometimes, I use a giant wok and salt fry them.

I’d rather run man <command> (sorry, ladies) than dig through a UI designed by a clown.

Friendly muttonchops? Why? I don’t look any friendlier.

All that sugar is bound up in fiber, making it slower to release and keeping it from spiking your blood sugar into pre-diabeetus. Grind that same fruit down (juice), destroy its fibers, and now you got diabetes in a can.

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Where are your parents from? Are they open-minded?

UK==UP, neat.

AI: Actually Indians

Bite off your pinky, mayhaps.

I see that to dress like a scary exec, I must first earn like a scary exec…

A T-Rex. At least I’ll be able to see a dinosaur with my own eyes before it rips me apart.

Pretty sure the greeks knew about the hindu number system, they were neighbours for centuries. They just thought zero was of the devil and geometry was better that algebra and never adopted it.

Livin’ in the 2000s since the 1980s, baby!

Please explain the scary executive getup. I am taking notes for my own impending midlife crisis.

It is also to be noted that I bought minecraft only after I was sure that I would enjoy it. That’s why I played the cracked version for 3 years before my purchase.

It is to be noted that that $30 does not account for the amount of powder used to lubricate the board or the replacement discs. Just as I did not include the cost of upgrading my PC to run minecraft 1.18, the dogshit optimization update.

Somewhere in that neighbourhood, yes. That’s how much I’m willing to pay. My old carrom board lasted me two decades, and it was $30 (with discs). That’s the yardstick I measure games by.

I like to cross my arms across my chest, as well. If it’s good enough for vampires and pharaohs, it’s good enough for me. I have scared the shit out of several roommates, though…i