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Me in Halo 3

For clarification, the Women’s Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one’s career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like “world title holder” there’s an implication that such a world title is like “champion of whatever” and is only held by one person at a time (like a “World Champion(ship title)”).

Each of their speeds is constant, but different, and they’re walking in different directions.

why is there a salami in his gameboy

I’m still confused as to how the original guy came to the conclusion of 9. Like, what was he seeing incorrectly?

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don’t donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

It’s my understanding that “cheese food” is a technical term similar to “cheese product” but is actually worse than “cheese product”.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

One of us. One of us.

That’s fair enough, but idk if anyone’s purchased an nft with anything but crypto.

* fake money

Fair enough.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.

I mean, if China’s not on board, how big of a difference would this make?