When this is over

the 1st Amendment

I wish I shared your optimism

My hand reaching into yer mum

Circumnavigate has now broken my record for fewest repetitions needed for semantic satiation.

compiler or interpreter

I mean yeah I need a web browser, but I’m not coding in it.

People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?

Well now only three are left!

They’re killed for their crimes against humanity. We just don’t let them go to waste afterward.

That’s where the McFish comes from.

McDonald’s Man is Ronald. You’re thinking of Fountain Man.

Sounds like a calico, but then again I’m pretty racist when it comes to cats.

He was using the term in its narrower anti-Jewish sense, not its more modern “any genocidal maniac” sense.

Now I want to watch Cruel Intentions.

The Nazis losing round one doesn’t guarantee they’ll lose round two. I worry they’ve learned from their mistakes while the opposition hasn’t.

No longer elbows up

It’s time for Chi Chis Up!

I may need to cut my poops into bite-size pieces. Gonna need a new poop knife.

Since half an a-press is starting the level with it already pressed, I think staying your gender assigned at birth would be half a gender press.

Pretty sure Putin and Bibi have some videos you’d absolutely love.

I used to have a cat who would roll over on his back and purr while vets he’d never met stuck thermometers up his ass.

I think you two would’ve gotten along.

Twins have always weirded me out. Like how do you guys know which one is the real one?