Unfortunately mine is behind a locked door alongside my water heater.

Twist his dick!

Trump v Biden if Trump got into politics 30 years ago.

This is the third time my AC broke this year. Good thing I rent.

But they were Nazi dogs.

Unfortunately when my team started using Teams, the threads were no different from regular messages, so people would reply to others by creating a new thread.

RIP Inbox. Shortwave just isn’t the same.

We don’t use the Teams feature in Teams in my work team. My team teamed up and decided on group chats instead.

To show you the power of Flex Seal, I sawed this bard in half!

All Chinese businesses are owned by the CCP, except the ones that get caught being naughty. Suddenly those are a private business with no ties to the party.

If you’re on RHEL 8+, you can install the latest version of node with dnf.

dnf install nodejs will likely install node 8 :(. Use dnf module install nodejs:20 to install the latest version.

But it’s important to use crumbled crispy bacon.

People really should be providing a sitemap.xml file

Smoking crack doesn’t make you a scientist. Making crack however…

Sounds like good way to end marriage. The only benefit is tax related.

It’s squashed for me.

Is this a remake, reboot, or remaster? “Rebrushed” doesn’t make it clear.

Maybe add a bed graphic to make the joke more obvious.

!asexual@lemmy.world could use some love

The woke agenda wants to stop the American dream.