Laurel Raven

Unlikely, they’ll probably be told “lmao just get a car” or something like that

The amount of car-superiority mindset here is unbelievable, and any attempt to improve non-car transport options or infrastructure gets met with strong public protest

As is good ole 'Murican tradition, blowing shit up.

The joke is that the NYC Dems are making the DNC eat their words with a candidate that they didn’t want

That’s how it reads to me

I have a carrier that opens both in front and on top and I can confirm: it’s not the placement of the opening

I can’t think of any reason someone would post this without a hint of irony, but nowadays it’s impossible to tell for sure

Same (well, other than a long time, but I think it’s been over a year at least)

Any lawyer who would work for him without requiring payment upfront and enough to retire on is a fool who isn’t competent enough to practice law anyway and deserve everything they get

This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you’ve been over this

Gotcha

Where did murder come into this?

If they’re shareholders, they probably have standing to sue over lost shareholder value or some such bullshit like that

If they were apathetic they wouldn’t fight so hard to prevent a single red cent being used to help people

I thought they didn’t block political figures… Guess the muskrat just meant the figures he agrees with…

Well, you did just describe my experience with diet Pepsi pretty well…

Probably more because of how easy it is to drink than raw strength… It’s way easier to put away a bunch of 70 proof sweetened liqueur than the same amount of alcohol worth of 80+ proof hard liquor, very easy to not realize how much you’ve had until way too late

I’m pretty sure that’s regular Coke zero, unless they’ve changed the packaging again

But yeah, something about the artificial sweetener just doesn’t work with alcohol

Thank you for saving me from wasting my time on that slop

I would love to have that level of optimism again… Here’s hoping it actually works out that way

And then Biff Tannen was elected US president