let_me_tank_her [he/him]

“The chimpanzee shot itself trying to understand the median American voter.”

Mickey Mouse Presidency just like LeBron’s Mickey Mouse ring

Mickey Mouse Presidency just like LeBron’s Mickey Mouse ring

DNC consultant: Uh, I found this big blue button labeled “Start the Steal” in the back here. It was looking a little dusty too.

I watch a lot of tennis and it’s my little conspiracy theory that ever since the war started these tournament organizers purposely seed Russian/Belarusian and Ukrainian players against each other at a higher frequency than others. Or it could be that I watch a bunch of Sabalenka matches since she’s so dominate lol

The bugs are back.

with all the talk of the Borderlands movie sucking ass, I’ve decided to finally play Borderlands 3. I bought it day 1 and really regretted it since it played at like 20 fps on the PS4. Hopefully my PS5 runs it better lol. I’ve chosen to play as the soldier Moze and her giant mech named Iron Bear.

watched the open water swimming race late last night and i have to take a shower after watching it. That was so disgusting lol

as someone that grew up in the South and was surrounded by evangelicals, Catholics were seen as weird/possibly satanic, depending on the person, and not really Christians because of the saints and Mary worship. They’re polytheistic since they don’t just focus on Jesus Christ.