the special effects are just bad

Give me the original series

*blink

You just learned that today?

immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling “I’m hit! I’m hit!” at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices… doesn’t use any of them. /s

Obviously wouldn’t work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

I’ve been asked illegal questions, like “what is your current salary” in job applications before. I like to respond by calling it out and leaving a link to a source.

Ok, where is said source?

Not talking about the murder part, but thanks for playing. Please step aside for some lovely parting gifts.

Still not a drag queen…

https://www.space.com/season-four-the-orville-start-production-2025#:~:text=Scott Grimes confirms season 4,start production in 2025 | Space

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OMG IT’S LATINX YOU SEXIST /s

you forgot “being black”

It probably brings back some junior/senior high school trauma they most likely all have caused.

I’m pretty sure that’s a lot of this issue. They were bullies and assholes in school and always picked on the “weird kid(s)” and now that they’re being referred to that way they’re freaking out because they’re scared they’re going to become a target.

One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.

It’s bullshit.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/programs/bridge/index.html

You’re either trying to push misinformation or just hilariously uninformed. No adult has to pay for a covid vaccination if you do even the slightest bit of research.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/programs/bridge/index.html

appointing a Supreme Court Justice during an election year

FTFY. Voting had already started when they rammed the handmaid in there to replace Ginsburg.

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive…

Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

I think you missed the joke.