No no no you misunderstand the atom! At their heart they’re all positive, it’s just a shell of negativity due to fear of attachment!

Kenya, oh Kenyaaaa! Where the giraffes are and the zebraaare!

I’m intrigued… both about the story and the concept of antirealism

SORRY BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS CLANKING AND CRANKING

A full-on doubling is impressive.

start drinking unreasonably large quantities of beer.

Start? OP is British. 🍻

“Real men wear diapers”

gene poo

Indeed, sounds polluted enough 💩

Accurate, but Neil Young is Canadian.

Sorry, I’m being very disrespectful to the fan of the metaverse

It’s ok. Zuckerberg can just shut off his emotion chip.

Pepperonimandering is a stain on the political serving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!

Also the threats of annexation. Don’t forget those.

Glory to you… and to your house.

Yes, make sure to save the crunchy bits as well for garnish and texture when you make a one-day blinding stew.

Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.

Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.

Riker: We could save Christmas?

Picard: Mr. Laforge, Mr. Worf, make it ho ho ho.

Worf: Sir, I object. I am not a merry man.

There must be a vein of Titan’s Blood nearby!

Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We’re going in.

Doctor, I do believe there’s sausage for you yet.

Frongt’s answer is great. Another couple of thoughts:

For the domain name, do you want firstlast.com specifically, or could something close work (maybe you already have it and there’s no more choice to be made)? I opted for a derivative of my name in order to keep it professional and for it to not become outdated. If you’re Taylor Robin Smith, would something like tarsm.com work? Without already knowing your name, it appears random. Any service that could reasonably make the connection probably already has your name anyway.

One side note: when choosing your TLD, I suggest one of the “classic” ones – .com, .net, or a country. I’ve run across some forms where the email validator rejects the newer ones like .works. Not a lot, but even one is inconvenient.

For the service naming, I do like you suggested for the name, but I just use a catchall. There’s no address actually created, my mail host just sends anything to my main mailbox – me@mydomain.com receives lemmy@mydomain.com, business@mydomain.com, or farts@mydomain.com. To my knowledge, the only way to tell I actually use a given address is to check my inbox.