If only there was some way to prevent this besides thoughts and prayers…

I was dropped on my head before i was even born conceived.

Ftfy ;-)

That man’s name? “Albert Einstein!”

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I’ve still won. 100 times.

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”

Glad you aren’t drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁

For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉

Nope, not legal.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Or, that’s a paddlin’.

Both applicable. Take your pick.

Don’t forget the blow!

I’m not your buddy, pal!

It’s poop. He eats his poop, doesn’t he…?

Poor you!! 😆

Not Tilly. She’s a little jerk when she wants to be. Won’t leave her big sis alone. 😆

Emma

and Tilly!

Is the tommy gun just out of frame?

I’m thinking the one in back is the boss.

noice

Yeah, it’s taboo here, dontchaknow?!

It’s because you said the “R” word. ;-)