Citizens United also has to go.

I only like it when the us government and completely unregulated corporations spy on me. It’s the American way

I’m fine with just euthanizing them the old fashioned way; cancerous growth can only be allowed for so long before the rest of the body fails.

History has shown time and again that if you give the lower classes nothing to live for or buy into a society then violent revolution usually follows.

why are you doing the bare minimum?! you’re so lazy!

bruh I’m doing literally only what the job asked, unless you pay me more, I’m not doing more

I see I won’t be lifting my Texas travel ban anytime soon.

Only if the onion starts turning the frogs gay

I was really disappointed by that one. I’ve loved him since his first special but after taking blood money from the Saudis I just can’t watch anymore of his shit.

Notice that a lot of gop politicians end up having their kinks exposed. It’s all for show, it’s like Christian cosplay; these people are total heathens

18 naked cowboys in the showers of ram ranch