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Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

There should be congestion parking charges, too

If you catch all the lights. Urban biking can be a bit weird to time correctly.

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It’s stormfront v2.

What? No. What does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about names like Draco Malfoy.

And stealing that, thank you very much

I’ll take that as canon given her other extremely obvious names

They have a southern border, but it has a length of exactly 0.

Wrong village, dork. Contraceptive is right because now you’ll never get laid except by some other loser mist village nerd, haha!

Extremely common, technically legal, and it is a lie to the consumer. It’s intentionally misleading.

Chicago?

Bertha

Yo that’s my name, give it back

Was honestly thinking the same thing

That’s depressing

It amazes me that they have street cleaners at all. That city is nasty as hell.