On mulle jo kauan laulanut hiljaa Poseidon
It’s funny how Larian Studios has gone through the process of being well-appreciated but coming out with something that blows their past work out of the water so completely that their past success is almost forgotten three times in a row.
When you find one of those people who was psyopped by Pokemon into thinking pigeon (the bird) is spelled with a d, you should always use their confusion to make them spell other animal names wrong too, as a bit. I recommend going with “hegehog” or “wildebeest”
I’m trying to find out what the upcoming Atlus JRPG is like, but none of the people writing about it seem to speak my language. All they are saying is “It’s just like Persona because it has [typical JRPG elements], except without [the elements unique to Persona games].” AI-generated ass writing, please say a single thing that actually means something.
There is also a “select all, delegate command”, which is in my experience just a better charge. Not that it’s going to help you out in that situation, sometimes you just are fucked and have to get captured or load an earlier save.
If you want to be an absolute death machine on horseback, I suggest getting a glaive, even the cheap ones that drop from battles are way better than any non-glaive weapon.
But is being rude to me about the genocide I am supporting really productive? Maybe if you toned down your criticism a little you could convince me, a middle-class liberal, surely that is the whole point of criticism.
That is not a real person’s face. I categorically refuse to believe it.
[Trying to explain the Monkey Game’s popularity in China to an American] It’s like if someone made a game about Cheeseburger
Why do games default to not muting when they are in the background? Yeah it’s nice that streamers don’t have the sound cut out every time they alt-tab to discord to message a minor, but they should be the ones who have to change the setting, not us regular folk.
If I was about to be mugged by some Anglos I would simply threaten to teach them a little bit of another language to scare them off
This is the real stolen valor
That twitter video immediately spawned accusations of animal abuse, and this “proof” of abuse seems to just be a similar reaction on the Chinese internet in the past. That tooth accusation especially seems a little strange, because even if it was missing them, you wouldn’t normally assume it was a sign of abuse. It being a main piece of evidence makes the whole accusation weaker.
I’m not a dog trainer so I don’t know how you would get one to show aggression on command without abuse, so the owner might still be abusive, but I do know people love to be weird towards animals and Chinese people on the internet. The evidence is inconclusive in my opinion.
I like to throw a little curveball during sex by moaning my own name
I’m starting a service for people who have done something bad and are afraid people online will come after them, and what we do is consult work to help them post about a problematic shipping or something else trivial, and then manufacture an outrage about that so it seems it is only very weird people going after them.
I kinda feel like that line of attack doesn’t work as well when they chose to name themselves Fapper_McFapper
Emperors are about to have a big comeback, trust me
He did everything right and they indicted him
The Two Whatevers (pieces of roast duck)
Apparently a streamer on twitch got banned for “using racists remarks ‘of course it’s a white man’”, it’s the crackerpocalypse once again
Reading habits is such a trap of a first date conversation topic if you are a commie theoryhead. You can’t tell them you mostly read nonfiction, they will assume you read self-help schlock. You can’t tell them you read a lot of history books, they will assume you are one of those people who really like WWII. You can’t mention marxist theory or you will inevitably end up defending Stalin, which is more of a fifth date topic of conversation. You are better off just saying “haha I don’t read that much anymore”.
Eldritch blasting the slave owners into the nearest pit