The Pitt did it twice.

Time traveler who overshot trying to board the subway in 1975 by tapping a rotary phone to the turnstile

That’s my weekly average, good on you!

Fed servers have a heavy load on tax day.

But at what cost?

Murderloaf

Merman IPA. It’s OK.

It’s reminiscent of the koan The Tiger and The Strawberry.

Every irate coachellong is like “I was supposed to feel superior to him!”

Swinging for the line-go-down fences

Like trying to guess the most wrong answer you’ll get to a question and some student just eating the test.

Holy crap would that be useful. Once I walked past a bookstore and I thought I saw a book called “How People Live” and spent 10 minutes trying to find it before giving up.

I escaped into my work, then had a handful of gummies at quitting time and am boozing it up ahead of blorptube. Getting mighty sick of this.

I think he thinks that (a) he’s already won and now gets to decide what to do with Iran’s resources and that (b) previous presidents (weak!) in the same position let the vanquished maintain control over their resources. He’s selling “US keeps the oil” to his base. Bro thinks he invented imperialism.

Edit: added “what to do”

x James Dean : what’ve you got?

Blockchain has a use and all the companies who were trying to jam blockchain into irrelevant shit are gone. I think AI companies shifting away from grabbing eyeballs to actually making money will help raise prices of enterprise licenses so more companies stop forcing it on all their employees and start rationing it. Right now our fucking chats are fed into it so when everyone signs off for the night, we get a notification that says something like “various participants wished the others a pleasant evening.” That might cost a penny now but it made somebody feel like they were on the cutting edge of something. When it costs a dollar and is clearly going to remain precisely that useless, I sure hope that same somebody pulls the plug.

Chatbots can’t do his job because he’s done his job and he’s seen what chatbots can do and he can see that they’re not up to the task. That’s true. The bullshit is when he thinks they can do everyone else’s job. He can’t see or understand what other people do, so he figures they can be replaced by a slurry of the words they use. In short:

I’m generally against flying two planes into things, but