So do all little dude. But like, when you’re dating an elvin chick, and she want you wearin them skinny jeans…just don’t man.

The soviets never could make a desk busting nuke.

Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!

Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

The second the clowns took over I stopped trusting any info coming from the U.S.

Oh noooooo :D

Diogenes could have been a legend on 4chan.

An interesting thought but there’s also oil.

Also when that Ewok tried to wake up his little friend unsuccessfully.

Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

Dumb.

Dumb.

I’d like to see the all powerful AI drink five margaritas and get banned from Olive Garden.

I prefer Kali because dragons are freakin awesome.

Cream Puff’s ownership of the One Ring is irrelevant.

Same for me, but it’s usually Burnt Turd INC or whatever internet service provider’s number.

Some say Japanese is…mildly difficult. Like three chili pepper level.

Part of this complete breakfast.

I wish I could block community categories, like anything associated with news could be blocked once instead of having to block dozens of individual communities.

My wife knows she must not summon me while I’m in fluffy mode, for unless she offers more pillows, blankets, or hot cocoa.