What if we banged right in front of the armored truck? Just kidding! …UNLESS???

I’m so excited for the launch of our new orphan crusher!

Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.

We need more sex lawyers.

Linguo…dead!?
“Linguo IS dead.”

So do all little dude. But like, when you’re dating an elvin chick, and she want you wearin them skinny jeans…just don’t man.

The soviets never could make a desk busting nuke.

Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!

Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

The second the clowns took over I stopped trusting any info coming from the U.S.

Oh noooooo :D

Diogenes could have been a legend on 4chan.

An interesting thought but there’s also oil.

Also when that Ewok tried to wake up his little friend unsuccessfully.

Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

Dumb.

Dumb.

I’d like to see the all powerful AI drink five margaritas and get banned from Olive Garden.

I prefer Kali because dragons are freakin awesome.

Cream Puff’s ownership of the One Ring is irrelevant.