Longer than before, since you’ve been exposed to so many more germs!
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Since it’s pronounced differently, he must have really been asking for him to speak Polish.
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Something about this image looked wrong, and I figured out it was that he has actual white sclera!
When you’re in a dark place seeing or hearing things that express what you’re feeling can help.
“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where this regularly happens.
The oldest person alive right now was born in 1907 and is 117. Depending on how well her memory has held up, she might be able to remember a time that nobody else in the whole world can.
*it tried its best
That’s true. Turn off, dodge, try again, then.
Possibly not. Unlike the housecat, lions aren’t domesticated. If you took a housecat who already knew and liked you and made it lion-sized, you might be okay…depending on the cat and whether you kept them well-fed.
If your cat likes roughhousing with you, though, yeah, you might be in trouble.
It’s eat, shit & die, but the site seems to be down. I had to access it through the Wayback Machine.
I seem to recall it heals the host…so I guess it could dislocate his jaw and tear his face open every time it opens its mouth, then simply heal him after. Kinda puts a new perspective on it.
The ellipsis makes all the difference.
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The “wager” that makes the most sense to me, then, is to behave as if there is no god that cares what you do or who you worship. Try your best to be a positive force in the world, because whether anything we do matters to the universe or not, it matters to us humans.