There’s also the possibility that a species managed to live more in harmony with nature and just never made it off the planet. The point is that nobody seems to have been able to create an interplanetary civilization in the observable universe.

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the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

Kamala’s still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

True, true, he wouldn’t know him on sight. He’s probably seen lots of golden protocol droids.

Do I want to know how he obtained that…?

Elon’s a narcissist, your brother is not.

Well, computers don’t have distinct numbers/names they’re called by, either. There’s only one C-3P0 and Anakin called him that when he built him.

It makes sense that Israel would use Germany’s past to guilt-trip it into doing whatever it wants.

The man is saying to Everett: “I am saying something that a lot of people can relate to being mildly annoyed by.”

I like the one that’s angrily shaking his fist. A real chip off the ol’ block!

I didn’t know there were places that even asked that.

“Good night” doesn’t HAVE to mean “have a good sleep.” That’s diurnalcentrist thinking.

Why does Biden need PR when he’s a lame duck?

Maybe every time sapient life manages to evolve to dominate a planet, being selfish pricks like us is the only way their species was able to survive to get to that point, so they always end up destroying themselves. Would explain the Fermi paradox.

I think it would be harder because not only are droids more complex, but he had to source all his parts from a junkyard.

I was being hyperbolic. The original usage is completely incorrect, because if nobody said nothing, then everybody said something.

Considering he was a standard protocol droid (E chu ta!), he probably built him from the scrap of previously deactivated ones. Still impressive, but certainly not “from scratch.”

2. Everett doesn’t hit his wife or his kids, as far as I’ve seen. This is good because it would be “crossing the line” and no longer comedic.

“One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!”

“Wow, I never realized the first astronauts were so fat!”

"That’s not an astronaut, it’s a TV comedian. And

She needs to aim it farther south to hit Mar-a-Lago, then.