Honestly, I’d find it pretty awesome if someone I was dating knew half the things I’ve learned about from Wikipedia that are interesting yet have no practical effect on my day to day. Maybe the most applicable thing I’ve learned about there is the Dunning Kruger effect, though this helps me understand certain types of people and opinions more than it helps me do anything about it. Most of it is as useful as the ship: fun to find out about and then just trivia the makes me like a Lemmy post.

That thing stopped existing eighty years ago.

Oh shit, did he just make me respect him more than I already did?

I guess they prefer candidates who wanna know what they’ve been watching on Netflix lately. And where’s a good spot to get lunch nearby. And what’d you think about that thing making the rounds on social media.

All those questions about the actual job are pointless anyway. Amateur hour.

NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, “You Drink, You Drive, You Spill,” and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn’t have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won’t care.

He’s the smartest man in generations. He said we don’t need vaccines and now I’m ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET’S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

Hey, you thoughtless piece of shit! How’s he going to afford his next private plane if you don’t sign up? You’re so fucking selfish!

Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.

That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.

I’m glad my fellow citizens saw through the bs and overrode my vote to keep us happy and safe.

Disclaimer: I might have voted for him because lesser of, but fuck Biden and his ineffective admin. Hey libs: the orange man would have been in jail in a competently run country. Fucking travesty.

Fuck, where is it? I know I put it somewhere around here. It was just here! I hate it when this happens. OH! Here we go…

Tiniest fucking violin, shithead. Hope it tastes great.

Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I’m certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

Nothing makes me wanna be a teacher like seeing all of the horrible videos on the internet of students fucking up their teachers and assaulting them. Wait, I think I said that wrong…

His eyes sure look frightened.

I think the richest man, who is a drug addict, who doesn’t know fuck about shit, and who has the political education of a child would make a great dad. Give him the child!

Meanwhile, I hope he develops a crippling seafood allergy and gets trapped at a marina.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I hope that judge gets hit by a bus. And then pissed on by a dog.

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

That explains it. All the mystical, mythological stories in the past weren’t fanciful fairytales after all. Turns out that ancient people had sophisticated science that we still don’t understand. Holy shit, all those history channel shows about ancient aliens or whatever were right!