When I was in the sixth grade, I went to a school that required you to have a badge. I had bad untreated ADHD (pretty sure I still do, just saw a psychologist about it about a week ago) and so it was normal for me to lose or forget my badge. If you didn’t have your badge, you had to get a temporary from the front office, and if you showed up to lunch with one, you got one cold uncrustable for lunch. That’s it. Everyone else was served a full hot lunch.

So I have bad memories of being lunch shamed centered around these things. Besides, I love my extra crunchy Jif.

Drawings of Dogs

The artist has taken some liberties as to what constitutes a drawing of a dog.

As a BeamNG.drive player: absolutely I would.

I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.

My cat just has to be present in the room. The dog don’t give two squirts of piss about that food until the cat is in the room, at which point the food is suddenly at extreme risk.

In the year and some change we’ve had our dog, the cat has never gone within five feet of the his food bowl.

Lmao she barely has any interest in riding in it. She does know how to drive stick. Her first car was a manual '91 Stanza. An interesting one, for sure. She hated it. Her preference is a bigger car with a tall ride height and room for the family and so her daily is a 5.7L Sequoia. She loves loading up her aging parents or her sister and her three kids and running around town. I stan the idea of being only one car on the road instead of two or three. My only gripe about the thing is that it’s thirsty, but she teleworks five days a week so it doesn’t really see much daylight. Now that my Civic is back up and running, that’ll probably be the car for running errands around town.

Her interest is in the total opposite of the Prelude, BUT she says that she loves that it makes me so happy owning and driving it. She just doesn’t care to ride in it.

I have to be in office one day a week. Mondays. Just get it over with. Sometimes, I have nothing to do. I piddle. I listen to music on my phone. I check the weather 47 times. I read the news.

Those days suck.

Italian is her favorite. I managed to get a lunch reservation the day before we leave. There unfortunately weren’t any dinner reservations available until October. Thanks for the tip!

So I had a 2000 base auto in my college years. I had to sell it because it was breaking all the time and I didn’t make the money to keep fixing it. Also, it was my parents’ car on paper and they were making me sell it. They wouldn’t sell it to me. It took all of eighteen seconds to determine I wanted another Prelude.

Now, I wanted one, but I wasn’t about to move on one. But one afternoon, I was driving home and stumbled upon a neighbor who was a two minute walk from my house selling this red Prelude out of his driveway. I knocked on the door and asked some questions. I test drove it and asked what he wanted. After negotiating, I got him down to $2,700.

Turns out, it’s got a red top H22A swapped in. Someone paid real good money to make 20 extra horsepower lol Still, it’s a ripper. I had to daily it for a little while when the starter in my Civic died. And the old thing took it on the chin and is no worse for wear because of it. Good ol 90s Hondas.

My wife wanted to use the extra money to do some minor house renovations. Instead, because the opportunity just popped out of nowhere, I bought a car lol So after vacation, I do owe her a lot of work on our house.

Thanks for pointing out the typo. Aroma of Tacoma cracked me up. My wife says it smells like “thoughts and prayers of fish.” Fortunately for me, I have basically no sense of smell so I don’t even notice.

Getting a pic in front of the gum wall is definitely on the calendar for today.

Okie here. What the fuck?

I always give the State Fair a wide berth. I’m good.

Looks aside, I’ll bet visibility is incredible, at least from the front. And I think that at least my mail carrier will appreciate having air conditioning. We still have a lot of the old LLV’s here and it was 105 and humid all summer.

I’m a ceep

I’m a shitten

What the hell am I doing here?

I don’t belong here

It was due to burglaries. Mail delivery has resumed in Summit County.

Hate to break it to you, but nostalgia will probably make them cool. Nostalgia is the rosiest of tints.

It’s 10 PM. Do you know where your ten millimeter wrenches are?

Duolingo is the only exception.

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Got it. Full of holes. Uhh…what caliber, sir?

You think that’s bad? My mother-in-law takes it congratulations, then drowns it in A1. She also thinks Pepsi is appropriate hydration. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her drink just a glass of water. If there’s even the slightest hint of spiciness in anything, it’s completely inedible.

Don’t get me wrong. I love her to death, but she has questionable taste.

As for me, I’m a medium rare type, but I’m known to order mine rare from time to time when she’s out eating with us. Just to bring some balance to the table.