Really its just devolving into a fascinating experiment in how much momentum it requires people to leave a platform en masse in 2023.

I used to be adament about gif with a hard G until I had a coworker insist that sudo was pronounced soodoo rather than pseudo. like yeah, I know it stands for sUpEr uSeR dO but you can never get me to not say it the other way.

Ah right! whoops

Kraft Parmesean Cheese. I can’t stant even thinking about it. I’ve never smelled a dead body but I’m assuming that’s what it smells like

“Twitter is horrible! For fascists!”

• Some guy still using twitter

old.reddit.com is still kickin it. No talk I’ve heard of to get rid of it yet. The second it’s gone I’m gone.

Well I looked at the meme, and my first thought was “I’m confused” because I didn’t get it. So I guess I’m one of the people that were confused.

Better Caul Saul: Tears of the Kingdom

Wow I guess I just kind of blocked it out of my memory haha. It for sure was on old in 2017 because old was still new at that point

Me in 2 years: “Hey Siri what time is it”

Siri, enabled with GPT: "I found this on the web for ‘hey siri what time is it’: " <posts a link to chat.openai.com/chat>

Isn’t it just a competition to see who can talk the fastest? I watched a video of it once and it seemed so dumb. It’s like the entire thing is just finding loopholes

Tankies use neoliberal liberally

Throwing a stuffed fish down the stairs (I think, there’s a couple of really early ones)

Kinda refuse to believe that every single person on threads is going to post low quality content. I’d argue that content made by a bunch of people not constantly thinking about the fediverse will help the fediverse. Let’s be honest, lots of the content posted on fediverse apps are somewhat forced because we all want this to work.

I started just taping over the lights of anything in my bedroom. I figure if it also makes a goofy noise when it turns on, thats how I know its frickin’ on.

The thumbnail looks like a histogram

The secret sauce though is that one out of every 3 reels is ragebait. just a different kind that you cant get away from because you’re so addicted to the scroll feature

I still used instagram because I’m basically forced to. It’s the only platform that (almost) all my IRL friends are on. It’s a terrible platform for friends though. All people ever do now is send me stupid fucking reels. Honestly my hot take is that facebook was never as bas as Instagram currently is, but people will never leave.

I dont know, doesn’t like, blocking the entire site to people without twitter accounts count as censorship?

Hands down favorite taco bell