have always had a giant crush on him, and it just got bigger ❤️

Thesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is disgusting

Antithesis: cilantro does not taste like soap and is delicious

Synthesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is delicious

✨I AM THE SYNTHESIS✨

gimme your soapy salsa, yim yum

or Borg?

once I figure out the requirements for submitting images to be emojis, I’m gonna be a menace

actually heroic, totally real-life action movie shit – like, you wanna talk about Hard To Kill, this is fucking hard to kill

what a badass. may he haunt the nightmares of every zionist for the rest of their miserable days.

some of these stove preference comments are pretty heated 🥁

thank you very much! 🥂

beautiful 😍 thank you!

seems unlikely

maybe you just need the right fellow weirdos to date

I found one at the library

thank you for this timely recommendation

gboard has been incredibly shitty for the last several months, both my spouse and I are struggling constantly. honestly not sure at this point if the lag to start or the random shutting in the middle of typing is worse.

is real 😂

❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️❤️

you gorgeous person, you’re the only person who gave me the precious wholesome reading material I crave ❤️❤️❤️ thank you, thank you

diving in rn

edit: wow, do you know the story behind this? there was a post in /r/conspiracy that leaked that a bunch of subs were about to be nuked??

also, so eternally jelly of everyone who caught the fuckin life raft, why did I have to touch grass during those crucial days

edit p2: okay, now I’ve gone through that second post, which was an all-timer 🤩

• it was snitched by a DSA account?!?! 😂
• this thread full of long-timer gold 🥰
• volcel police was a user?!? 😂
• speaking of users, so many names all over that thread that are still here, including people like Phish that idk if I’ve ever seen before but are definitely still around. it’s funny how much active hours/areas of interest affect which Hexbears you meet.
• a person who was in those comments a lot but isn’t active anymore is @CommieTommy@hexbear.net who last posted about getting toothpaste in his eye … any idea what happened to him and his minty eyeball?

it’s very fun! if Trump and Kamala go on Rogan, I’m hoping we watch it together

that was me too! I found Hexbear because someone made a post on midwest.social right after federation, asking if midwest.social was going to preemptively defederate like lemmy.world, which brought in a bunch of drama and bitching about Hexbear that prompted me to come check it out and then make an account, and it became my lemmyverse main within a week or two.

this place is the best ❤️

fuckin same, dude the support here is incredible and invaluable

I was thinking of some of those when I made this post!! they always thrill me 🥰 the power of comradeship

😍 this would make for the best sweatshirts and hoodies

you are absolutely right – post edited 🥰

look at those ear wisps! that one is going to be a major floof 😍