Y’all get your own way of talkin’

Yay!

and power grid

Fuck!

Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.

My Texan ass has entered the chat

Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music

You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???

I’m waiting for someone else to do something about it. Just like everyone else

My premiums went up just looking at it!

You learned to dance like that sarcastically?

Goddamn ancient Mexicans

Hail pres8dent Joe B8den: h8tter of bullies when he was younger but not anymore

5 minutes is a really long piss

Yes. Burn it all down.

Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork

Ytmnd is the closest I ever got

Shit, fuck me. Thanks for that correction!

Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

Thank God. Now we just gotta put skin on a Boston Dynamics robot and let it nuke us

HACK THE WORLD!!!