Spank it red.

Nice tit. Whatchya drawin’?

2, 1, 4, 3.

Watery Tart #3.

Y’know, you make a very good point.

Can anything get between you and your Calvin’s?

Would you even want to, though?

Sometimes you just need a dopamine rush!

Something to pull, like a cat pulls at a sweater.

Her skin is so flawless, she doesn’t have any pores!

And thank you for sharing that second pic!

You’re great at any angle!

Ah ha! I knew that was the fun side!

What does the other side of that ropework look like?

The witnesses didn’t survive very long.

Even that story about wrestling a moose in Siberia?

I feel fairly confident in my knowledge of female anatomy… but never so confident that I couldn’t use a few more lessons now and then.

An embarrassed zebra?

This is why the correct response is, “maybe somebody needs to put you in your place, whuddaya think about that, wiseguy?”

It’s the blank stare directly upwards that’s most relatable.