It’s basically a reverse penis.
It’s basically a reverse penis.
That’s what happens when you suck balls at being a programming language. But sure go ahead and program your whatever device in Java or JavaScript. I’m sure it will help something.
But trim them a little to correct the problem. At least trim their balls back an inch. That way they can’t spread.
Hey! Looks like your tires are flat! Is that why you’re pumping them?
Yup! Here’s your sign!
Hey! It looks like Mexico is not invading Kuwait anymore as it was never predicted anywhere by anyone!
Yup! Here’s your sign!
Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it …sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!
Like haven’t you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law’s toilet when you come over and visit?
Wouldn’t it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.
AI control could bring bidet’s everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You’d be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!
I don’t have a pussy but anyone else other than republicans may please grab me anyway they please.
Some weirdos would love for trump to grab them by the pussy.
I voted like 2 weeks ago. For god’s sake get your ballot in on time. I’ve heard of no blizzards or typhoons or tornadoes or earthquakes. Do you want to have one of those things happen before you get to vote? No? So go now!!! It’s a super easy ballot. Go vote. The maga people are going to ruin us all if you don’t go vote. Her something to drink so you’re well hydrated. Get your sweater on and go! Or fill out your mail-in ballot and put it in your mailbox 📫. That’s easier than cleaning your ears!
Can’t get by the balls since he’s got none.
I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.
My friend would like more please
Okay now let’s imagine we did have awesome candidates to choose from not just Kamela, the orange back of peanut Grease and the several others in the list that were never mentioned except for a couple of times when they explained why only Kamela and Trump were in the debates. If let’s say we had two really strong republicans that could get democratic votes against two really strong democrats who could easily get republican votes…how could my vote as a Democrat count at all if I voted for one of the republicans but then I happened to be in a democratic state like Texas (lol. Let’s pretend Texas had mostly democratic electors). Like you mentioned, the electoral vote would be winner takes whatever…all or some. My individual vote is either diluted via population and number of representatives per stated, or eaten up by Jerrymandering or whatever. I say fuck the electoral college, count all the damn votes and make the popular vote win.
I wasn’t gonna do it, but if you got any last remarks, you better say them now Mr putin
Then why have electors at all? Why not just get together and state “we have 10 electoral votes for Kamela”. There’s no actual need to have a person who’s job is to literally walk to a place fill a bubble and put it in the envelope box.
I don’t care how the system works to vote for president. All I know is that it’s not my vote and I am a citizen. Can you say that’s a misrepresented statement? “It’s not my vote that elects a president” that is 100% true.
A list of possible new Republican slogans for Women’s rights and women’s health:
“It all starts out by grabbing the pussy real good”
“If by the pussy you don’t succeed, try and try again”
“If you’re famous, they let you health care them by the pussy”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Electoral_College#Selection_process
I get that we might have different opinions. But if you told me right now that you will vote as I want you to vote as my representative I would have a very realistically hard time believing you. You should probably never meet me in person and state that anywhere nearby and expect me not to laugh my ass off at you.
Not sure if it’s OT, but we definitely forget that the ballot affects you more personally within the other non presidential elections. Like the president, ultimately is just a guy. He’s not gonna come here locally and fix my potholes. It’s the local guy who does that shit. That’s the election we should be really keen on. And then sure, let’s build some more raptors and finish North Korea indirectly somehow before they do something stupid.
As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue…hold my beers! 🍻
Is it a spot if you grab someone who isn’t your favorite wife by the pussy?
How do you grab your own wife by the pussy? Like do you just go for it over whatever she’s wearing? Do you pull down her panties to actually grab her by the vagina?
What’s the proper vagina grab? Like do you apply pressure upwards and pull …nah that would slip easy! It’s a vagina, it’s got slime on it if you get near it. Nah. I think the best and most proper way is to insert one or more fingers into the vagina so you can pull.
I hope our president can tell us how to properly and legally grab women by the vagina. Maybe it will be a national sport one day… imagine a team of say 6 couples on each side, the get arranged like in football, except that they must be copulating. The goal is to walk around the field…full of couches and rugs and Lego bricks from the kids … And grab one of the opposite team’s women by the pussy. Each couple who’s woman gets grabbed by the pussy is automatically disqualified and has to exit the field. Extra points during sudden death if you can doggy or spit roast the guy.
Thank God Trump figured out how to grab them all by the pussy for us all. Right? 👍
So because windows is the shit OS that can’t, now Linux has to work to “correct” this “problem”? I assume that’s how it will go down. Enshitification by compatibility to shitty OS.