Any one left not believing in science first that would like to believe in gods, have I got a religion for you!.. I haven’t figured out all the details yet but we are efficient. We’ll be using the last copy of pacbell’s phone book. Incredibly most people who perished that year actually had their names mysteriously listed in that oh so great book. And finally, but most importantly, we can set up automatic withdrawal for your monthly, tax deductable, donation. If you want to bring up saint and shit, we’re pretty much open to that. St. Steve for example helps us with programming bugs. Slowly he’s getting used to python miracles. St. Bob will get you neighbors with tools to borrow from. St. Jessica will make you popular in school. And Saint Alina of the mysterious vajayjay will indeed find you that man of your dreams. So long as your account is engaged, you got nothing to fear. We got no hell or Devil in our religion. Just normal shit like that stupid stop light that takes forever to change or the homeless guy who might use your money to buy drugs so you can’t decide if you should give him money or not.

I got my fried shoes but no ketchup!

We’re going to have to make sure the boyfriends and girl friends of our kids are all sluts. We will require bdsm, ropes, leather. rubber, nudism, open marriage, 12" penises, DDD boob jobs, LGBTQA of some kind, etc. if they possess at least 3 of these then we’re good to go. Any of them bring up God’s of any kind they get the F out.

Fuck religion. Specially Catholics and Christians are full of pedos and assholes.

Time for the cheesy music 🎶🎶.

Ok What is the canary wearing?

We don’t talk about Bruno or Bruno’s juice.

Cheaply? There aren’t enough guys going to home Depot and not enough lube for me to earn that much over 3 lifetimes if that’s all I did.

No worries, 🤠 they will rebuild.

Yes, I need a brush 🖌️, could you help me with the options? We have polyester, horse and Korean. Now the Korean has several grades from welltodo all the way to malnourished or, olif you’re on a budget, we have the ones made from cancer patients, stressed people or you, know, hair from 6ft under.

Now we need some police patrol on the highway asking…“hey lady, you fat! Get outta the car!”…

Possibly if the state really knows what they are doing, they should start maternity campsite along the rail roads. Then, if they catch someone pregnant, they can just pack them in cars and send them to the “campsites”…you know, until all of this is over. There won’t be gas chambers at the sites, relax, those are just crematoriums for the occasional stiffs. Plus they maintain the generators for cooling the gesta…officer quarters.

It could happen. Let’s just do nothing like we did for Gaza.

Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.

Yeah the best jobs are all about doing something you like. The moment you stop caring much about being employed there, quality drops and your own reputation is on the line. It’s much better to do what you love. Getting paid 🤪 for it, that’s my wife’s job. She pushed me in the negotiation phase to the point where I was so uncomfortable. But now I feel like that was ok based on the change I brought to others in the company. My pay bump raised the pay for several others. But anyway, do what you love and get paid doing it, like Chris Rock said once…or twice while getting paid to say it.

Why? I got a way better job that I like and it has no end in sight. I could retire on this one. Maybe.

I made the right choice back in 2019 when they were recruiting optimechanics experts. It’s a dumb idea.

They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!

As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?

But can they get it punched like the one they had lost already? It had 2 punches…I saw it with my own 👀.

I got no horse in this race because I’m from Mexico and the USA, well maybe I got a pony since you’d have to drag me back to Mexico. But I digress… let me correct the tit-Le. It should be "prominent Palestinian doctor, Iyad Rantisi (sounds like he really liked rants like me), was murdered while in custody by the Israeli army as they tortured him in a fake interrogation mostly a thinly veiled murder made to look like an interrogation. It’s a long title but it gets the message across.