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The only thing I ever saw break my kids’ device spell was the Grand Canyon. When we walked up to it, my son was stunned and said, “Whoa, what happened?”
The only thing I ever saw break my kids’ device spell was the Grand Canyon. When we walked up to it, my son was stunned and said, “Whoa, what happened?”
If I’m ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I’ll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.
Can’t be compelled to testify against a spouse
If you’re into moody shit, check out Angel Olson’s cover of this song.
Well, “fine” is debatable when describing Jeanine Pirro
Get that fucker on the stand or in a deposition and ask, “What were you hoping to accomplish by firing at the driver?”
Let’s see whether or not the officer moved out of the way after firing
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I got old
Self criticism
It’s quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.
If he uses advice of counsel defense, he has to waive attorney client privilege. Seems like a nice trap by special counsel.
Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes
I want to go to sleep
Lügen - Rammstein
Advanced Marathoning
I’m partial to the tufted titmouse