LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days ago2meirl4irlpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down14
arrow-up1244arrow-down1image2meirl4irlpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
minus-squaredeftlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoWith my luck the day I decide to do some weird shit will be the day that it’ll end. I’ll be shouting at an old lady with my pants off or something and finally tomorrow will arrive and I’ll be fucked.
minus-squareRandom Dent@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoBackup plan: use the time loop to study until you become the world’s greatest lawyer, then crime spree lol.
minus-squareDonkeyStar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoLater, in jail: “So God either gave up on me or he wanted me to shit off an overpass.”
With my luck the day I decide to do some weird shit will be the day that it’ll end. I’ll be shouting at an old lady with my pants off or something and finally tomorrow will arrive and I’ll be fucked.
Backup plan: use the time loop to study until you become the world’s greatest lawyer, then crime spree lol.
Later, in jail: “So God either gave up on me or he wanted me to shit off an overpass.”