I wish I could fly

I wish I had witch powers

I wish I could dance well

Thanks mate!

Well done! How’s the doom scrolling?

I love men! In many ways I prefer them because I find them more straight forwards than women. Of the 3 people I trust the most, 2 of them are men.

You got this! It’s one day of the year

I’m so glad you have that

How was your day overall? Also that’s such a wholesome story!

Didn’t realise it was AI, you’d think i did it on purpose out of spite

Oh ffs mate I’m sorry that happened to you, that’s nasty. How are you?

I’ve got some extra special food in for Christmas including an amazing box of chocolates and some ludicrously expensive but delicious bread!

Happy Christmas eve eve! What are you doing for Christmas?

Merry Christmas mate! Enjoy the spam. I usually wouldn’t be this nasty but both are horrible people and they will HATE losing to black men. Jake will never live down the pure fear on his face at the end

Oh god yes

No idea why the NSFW tag is on! Mine is simple, if you’re a dickhead then you’re not in my life unless I have no choice eg work. I’d rather have few high quality people than more low quality.

Hey mate, thanks so much for stopping by and being honest about your gender! We are trans+ inclusive women only so please don’t comment again. Have a great Christmas 🎄

Also his labrador needs daily rugged walks through the outdoors

Oh nooooooo! Sad news