Pizza rolls. Hot pockets are impossible to get evenly heated, and bagel bites have too much bread for the amount of toppings.

Bagel bites if you make them right and the bagel isn’t rock hard

I ate fry bread pizza with mushrooms, onions, olives, and jalapeños at the pow wow today and it was sooooo good

this is like choosing between your 3 favorite marxists.

I guess I’ll go hot pockets because it’s big, it tastes more like real food, and it’s always been too expensive so it was a special treat.

Bagel bites are revisionist. Pizza rolls good

bagel bites, but I church them up with a bit of pecorino romano

Pizza rolls. There’s something satisfying about bite sized food. Then hot pockets, they’re a meal. Bagel bites have never particularly done it for me.

Hello? Based department?

I mean, of those three for sure pizza rolls, but they’re kinda all trash and that’s just the only one I have eaten more than a couple times in my life (I’m not healthy just stick to what I know i guess)

I used to deep fry my pizza rolls back in the day for extra freedom flavor.