• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Take:

      1. one bag of squirrels

      1oz of pure cut Columbian blow

      add Columbian marching powder to bag of squirrels making sure entire contents are emptied into bag and close tightly.

      shake and swing bag violently, then hang from tree branch

      you have now recreated the inner workings of Donald Trumps mind. Enjoy the show.

    • Beacon@fedia.io
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      2 months ago

      Nah i think it’s a whiplash rollercoaster existence from massive ego highs and then to extreme embarrassment and paranoia