Did you all know TBP was married before and got divorced? Alert the masses! Holy shit!
She’s divorced? Who knew?
I assume this is the photographer’s video? SNL is looking more like the REAL self here lol.
Breaking news!
I’ve never heard anyone talk about being divorced more than her
I love how she acts like she was going to actually have to be a single mother 🤣. The needy bitch isn’t capable of being alone, ever!
That’s crazy! I had no idea
Sarah is honestly an idiot and will make herself look like an idiot for content.
Yeah I grabbed a screenshot of that too. So stupid.
When the excessive Botox infiltrates the brain
There is no end to her stupidity.
Her stupid fake face makes me so mad lol. Thank god Shane is teaching Lemon because Sarah is a MORON and thinks it’s adorable to be this stupid.
The muffin top bulging under the tucked in shirt. Giiiirl. You need a bigger pant size. Just cuz you can squeeze into it, doesn’t mean you should. That must be awful digging in all day. OoomphIt’s making me so uncomfortable and I’m not even wearing the jeans
ETA: like they look so uncomfy even standing up
Fupa is still fupaing
So bad…
What was she blathering on about this time?
L was reading Sarah letters in a title and said apostrophe when it was a comma and Sarah didn’t notice the mistake. She sent Shane the video and he had to tell her it’s a comma
I have no words
I don’t know how to attach photos here but her jeans on are so damn tight (waaaay to small) you can see her muffin top in her tucked in shirt… Like why???
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The way she pronounced the word couture. She’s a fashion girlie, don’t ya know? 😆
Ka-chur 😂 I died 💀
She absolutely must touch her boobs.
She wants everyone touching them!
This seems out of character for him, must of got her pretty excited. I wonder if she mounted him on the closest rock she could find.
🤣
The fact they need another photoshoot. Why do they need a new anniversary shoot every single year? Why not make it special and save it for important anniversaries. She’s obsessed with having pictures of herself done. I bet Shane hates having to do this but he’ll never put his foot down that’s for sure. I bet this woman never hears the word “no”.
Once again she’s feeling so obsessed with the her she sees in her camera 🙄
And a story with L in her underwear. Classy parenting. Wow.
And how excited she was to point out someone else was watching her kid even while that person was doing their job. Couldn’t be Sarah.
Sarah never actually takes care of L so of course she didn’t think to grab a little pair of pants. What mom doesn’t know that most kids would get really uncomfortable being on the beach in a tulle underskirt. Or little L didn’t want to get her new dress dirty. But Sarah is only ever focused on herself.
You can just see how excited he is for this venture, he’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Q’uelle suprise 🤦🏻 Can the man not kick it up a notch once in a while ?
He didn’t get the jeans hemmed - the roll up is not a good look for a short man
He’s so crusty.
They had to reschedule this because he was “sick” Was that when his Reddit acct was found??
She said sick on their trip. So brazil. So, did he go there when sick or have to pretend for her camera he was fine when he got sick? Gross.
She definitely said he was “sick” the weekend of their anniversary and somehow he was magically better for Brazil!
He legit looks so fucking tired of this and I bet he dressed like that on purpose
Every time someone else is going to take her picture, she wears something loose. Never fails.
Absolutely.
She’s complaining it’s only Tuesday like she goes off to a real job. The big kids are at school, she drops Lemon off after making her do some content then sits at home doing nothing and filtering herself into a different person the rest of the day. Doesn’t cook meals, doesn’t do chores, doesn’t have to do a real job. Tell me why you’re bothered it’s only Tuesday???
Don’t you know? She’s been so desperately busy looking for a goose statue. That’s like, really exhausting ok?!? 🙄🙄🙄
It’s funny she can’t make coffee at home ever despite being there so much and I’m sure having fancy appliances for it. I live in Canada and Tim Hortons coffee is really not the tastiest fast coffee you can get (imo) but I guess she gets it for the “I’m Canadian!! ✌🏻✌🏻” schtick
She legit made Shane buy her a Nespresso for her bday and I bet she’s never even used it. It makes FARRRRRRR better coffee than the crap at Tim’s too (I do love Tim’s steeped tea though). Someone has said she has an unlimited Tim’s card or something??
What is going on lately with her skin tone? Does she have a trump filter on? Is her spray tan expired? Did she get her new bronzer from Spirit of Halloween?
Ozempic jaundiced her.
Lmao!
😂😂😂 I award you for best snark of the week. Tooooo funny!
Lmao 😂😂😂
It’s exhausting shopping every day. Poor BirdShit.
It’s hard being smol shape shifter Sarah.
I don’t get what she thought was rude but I hate her face lol. Like she’s mad she made plans and now they’re coming up or what?
She’s mad because she won’t have enough time on her sofa.
😂😂😂
Come on now, bleaching fake bangs and filming videos showing them off is a lot of work. She has to unwind today from that.
her weekdays are my dream day off. Nice try Sarah.
Girl, bye. Go to bed if sports hurt your feelings. Even when my team loses, it’s fun AF. We trash talk and pretend we are analyists, lol. You have been a fan all of a year. Come at me when you have sat through 13 losing seasons. Tell my dad who’s been waiting 39 years for a Super Bowl.
Uuuughh the Saints are probably the best team in the league right now, and they got the Eagles next. I will be at my local Saints bar cheering for them like I have for well over a decade. I can’t wait lol
THIS! I’m there watching my (hockey) team win or lose. I love to trash talk and analyze! But she doesn’t know the sport to do these things. She just cries on Instagram wanting more sympathy over something she’s liked for half a season. She doesn’t know real sports fan pain.
I hope her feelings are hurt for the rest of the season 🤣
According to my fantasy team projections (😮💨) they will be lol then maybe her little pretend football obsession will be over
Yeah, this season will be a test for her for sure. It’s like when she realized her new PMDD content didn’t actually work with her need to constantly travel and go to events to escape her dull self. When she realized PMDD meant she had to fake it once a month she dropped it.
Super busy career day for birdie, driving 40 mins to go pick up her stupid goose. This woman never fails to get what she wants, it’s insane.
The grown toddler.
It’s giving toddlers and tiaras
We shall rename it - Tools and Tiaras
Why the spread legs though…kinda whoreish
Literally what was the point of this picture? She just posted her outfit a slide before, we didn’t need another one. Is it a “look how small I look” photo?
100% body checking. Also, what a hideous outfit lol. Is it just me or does her jewelry always look cheap?
🎯 trashy cheap but it goes with her dime a dozen online fast fashion clothes
Those pants are hideous and I’ve seen so many influencers shilling them.
And agree on the jewelry and she just throws on so much of it like what’s with all those chains?
Once Birdie sports them, it is a sign that they are on the way out. Fashion forward she is not.
Ugh, yes. I’ve seen so many influencers trying to sell me those. I saw them in the wild, and they were unflattering and looked SO cheap.
It’s very Major League Baseball player tacky bling.
Shilling some poor quality Amazon garbage
These pants are a piece of garbage but please click my link anyways!!!
The grossest pants. “I’m getting a lot of questions” i.e. here’s the affiliate link
Haha it’s always the “ I’m getting a lot of questions or a lot of DM’s” bs.
That belt is for show. It’s loose and hanging
I’ve always thought her jewelry looks cheap. She’d call it styling but she’s trying to look like money.
It looks tacky af!
She didn’t look small in her ignoring grandpa’s party photo
I would really like to know what she really looks like now. Are the pics from the Shine event the real her?
She’s slimmer, I believe that. She wants to be and she wants people to notice and comment. Like her recent belt wearing…it’s a “but guys, my pants won’t stay up anymore”. I don’t care what size she is but she sure does - there is not one ounce of body positivity in that woman.