FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I
BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM
I AM ENAMORED OF AMPLE POSTERIORS.
FURTHERMORE, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO UTTER FALSEHOODS.
THE AWNING. THE AWNING.
THE AWNING ART AFLAME!
TO THE GLASS PORTHOLES! TO THE RAMPARTS!
TO THE PERSPIRATION OF MY GONADS!
Greatest disappointment of my life was going to the Louvre and finding out this painting was in an area closed for renovations.
disregard security
acquire paintings
Oh. Trust me. Many a loud, fat attempt was made to parkour over the barrier they put up.
Me when I walk past a mirror and see the handsome man:
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It’s the guy walking next to you, isn’t it?
Yeah :(
I love this artist. His self portraits are wild and zainy.
This looks familiar. 😁
Holy crap, you’re right. It looks exactly like Paul Scheer.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap
For the uninitiated
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Look I’m not saying anyone should be shamed for their teeth, but he didn’t have to paint em THAT realistic