I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..
apply to lower jobs without most of your resume.
“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:
5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry
“Not really. I signed an NDA”
yes i was fucking your mother
I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..
“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”
“You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.