You see I’ve drawn my opponent as a stinky dog and my favored candidate as a cute puppy. Checkmate woke moralists
looks a lot like a kelly. i had to double take to figure out this isnt ironic
my dude really did capture the essence of these shitty conservative comics didnt he
It’s Tina Toon, Ben Garrison’s wife so naturally you’d think this insanity was a Kelly comic.
She draws cartoons and her last name is toon? That’s zany
No, she is a Toon, like Roger Rabbit style. thats her in the comic, carrying her iconic “women voters” bag
her right arm is super long which helps with cartooning
Just like a dog, Vance too fucks couches!
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As stated above, something something sexual pathology and I don’t want to make anyone upset with my take on Tina’s, with her self insert .
But.
If JD Vance is a pup, is he going to be beaten when he’s punished when he’s been a bad boy? Given to strangers to train him? Made to sit in a cage for hours on end? Forced to wear a muzzle? Uncomfortable training collar or an annoying harness? Left in their cage overnight in their own piss and shit as their master sleeps? Long walkies? Public urination and defecation? Couch fucking for sure. Peanut butter? Specifically said pup, so don’t @ me. Big bone to nom on certainly. Oh I definitely feel he’d go through the trash if he wasn’t fed too. Could also have a plastic water bottle to chew and stim on. Any Dom’s feel free to comment, only read one pup play thread on Reddit out of curiosity, so I’m not super knowledgeable of what else would be in store. Definitely know he’d mainly only be ‘watching’. Oh oh and getting fixed. :3
That puppy is gonna go wild with the sofa
I am so glad women aren’t actually this dumb
My mom, a republican, almost voted for Kerry “because he had better hair.” She liked Bush, wanted Bush to win, but she viewed him as the less attractive candidate so she struggled to vote for him.
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This is Ben Garrison’s wife, they were never going to vote Democrat. Fucking learn some context before making stupid assumptions and maybe you will actually learn something someday.