Marduk73@sh.itjust.works to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · edit-228 days agoFound this at Meijer (xpost)sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up150arrow-down1imageFound this at Meijer (xpost)sh.itjust.worksMarduk73@sh.itjust.works to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · edit-228 days agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoThis sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-228 days agoIf you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-228 days agoIt’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoIt’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days agoHol’ up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.
If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.
It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…
Hol’ up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Today I learned.
Happy Halloween, youngin’!