s patch ✅ lampshade ✅ zorro ✅ stubble ❌NO❌
good to go ✅Oh I’m SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.
Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok
I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.
I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.
I’d rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.
Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention
https://pekesafety.com/blogs/news/a-respirator-that-works-with-beards
Peke safely stays winning
Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache
A chart of the 35 genders
Walrus is what haters who can’t grow one call the Selleck.
Solution: wear a spacesuit
Literally 2084
wet noodle not allowed… unbelievable.
The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny
While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….
I try to keep it very short though
I don’t like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn’t an option I’d have a gay little pencil mustache.
I mean, there’s a reason for this, and it’s backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯
Hulihee Du Bois
