BLUE JEANS! POP MUSIC!
Who was the guy who somehow ended up fighting for every allied army? Like he was american or british, somehow ended up with partisans, and finally joined the red army and fought in the final push on Berlin?
And people fucking worship that nazi scumbag who fought in Vietnam…
Digby Tatham-Warter had a better method. He would go into battle with a bowler hat and an umbrella, reasoning that “Only a bloody fool of an Englishman would carry an umbrella into battle.” They wouldn’t think he was a spy, either, because a bowler hat and umbrella is simply too on-the-nose to be used as a cover.
Amerika ist wunderbar
Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! Betty Boop, what a dish.
:downbear: this guy risked his life fighting the nazis, there’s nothing :pit: about that
Death to America