Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days agoLiteral army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly moneyhexbear.netimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageLiteral army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly moneyhexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarefrauddogg [null/void, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·9 days agoThe more I hear about this jit the funnier it all gets; this dude prepared to repeatedly humiliate New York City’s finest
minus-squareKimJongGoku [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·9 days agoI like to think he’s out there, frustrated that the cops can’t even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance
minus-squarefrauddogg [null/void, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·9 days agoHe’s def out there, watching all this go down from a brand new phone, in totally-different clothes, with a totally-different hairstyle. And probs a pair of shades.
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·9 days agoHe throws the shades away but they just keep falling from the sky
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·9 days ago"They didn’t find my hard carry case for the pistol that had 4 spare rounds etched with ‘Reap’ ‘What’ ‘You’ ‘Sow’ "
minus-squareStolen_Stolen_Valor [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-29 days agoCan’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera.
The more I hear about this jit the funnier it all gets; this dude prepared to repeatedly humiliate New York City’s finest
I like to think he’s out there, frustrated that the cops can’t even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance
He’s def out there, watching all this go down from a brand new phone, in totally-different clothes, with a totally-different hairstyle.
And probs a pair of shades.
He throws the shades away but they just keep falling from the sky
"They didn’t find my hard carry case for the pistol that had 4 spare rounds etched with ‘Reap’ ‘What’ ‘You’ ‘Sow’ "
Can’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera.