• losing track of a perp in fucking Manhattan
  • the other pic of the perp (with mask up) looks totally different, diff eyebrows, diff backpack, has coat hoodie up instead of sweater hoodie
  • dude was just casually outside of McDs in broad daylight while on the run (not innawoods? not moving in the evening?)
  • shooter is rich and his family owns a line of retirement homes
  • Brian Thompson is a new start, was never CEO of anything before 2021 (father was a grain elevator worker)
  • Brian Thompson is also excluded from the past Wikipedia pages of UnitedHealthCare, (apparently not important enough to mention?)
  • The only consistent CEO on said pages is Andrew Witty (still CEO now, and was CEO from 2021 along with Brian)
  • Andrew Witty also served as CEO of GlaxoSmithKline from 2008-2017, showing a decade of full experience
  • Witty was management trainee when he was 19yo, was appointed president of GSK europe in 2003 (at 39 yo), and advised Prime Minister David Cameron 2010-2015. A very experienced fellow!
  • UHC’s profits were 17B in 2021 and 21B in 2022. Brian Thompson was getting a salary of only 10M per year from 2021-24. This seems like a pretty low profit:CEO wage ratio, but more analysis is necessary
  • there was some embezzlement thing where Brian defrauded 17M, Steven Hemsley (executive chariman) defrauded 102M, and Witty defrauded a few million. Brian was set to testify soon. Hemsley took home almost all of the money.
  • how did the shooter even know where to find Brian?
  • xiaohongshu [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    7 days ago

    All of you are wrong!

    Soon, this will be revealed as the latest and boldest Nathan Fielder project to date and it will turn out to be a huge prank on the nation. A grand social experiment, if you will!

    Brian Thompson will emerge alive and tell us that it was all SQUIBS. Luigi was an actor along with everyone else hired to play a role. The police department was involved in the prank.

    Nothing ever happens in America. People will watch the aired TV special and giggle at how they had participated in the spectacle. Then, everything will be back to normal.

    That’s it. That’s my grand conspiracy theory.