“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone,” the document said, according to the official.
It also had a line that said, “I do apologize for any strife or traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.”
noooo it got removed we got robbed of the comedy of saying (paraphrase from memory) “I got called cringe despite having an anarchist historian portmanteau username! I am literally […] a miner[sic]!”