Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.caEnglish
    37·
    11 hours ago

    Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos.

    It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.

    Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for ‘law enforcement’.

    You’ll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho…

    BUT if you can prove it’s medically necessary; you’re welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.

    • Letstakealook@lemm.ee
      16·
      9 hours ago

      I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMEnglish
        5·
        4 hours ago

        “Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”

        Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.