Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.
…They would never interfere with libraries, right?
I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn’t seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.
There are definitely some Texas billionaires that own more than six politicians.
This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will
cumcome!” vibes.I think it’s got religious overtones. One per day except the sabbath, when you have to leave your holes free for God to enter. Like Mary did.
Why are so many people using them in Walmart?
People like to sample the produce as they shop, granted it’s usually a bag of crisps or a handful of grapes but it’s the same… ballpark.
Makes sense to me.
Long queues, nothing else to do……
Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
No one’s stopping them having bear dildos, just not too many of them.
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They’ve been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.
Oh, I am just
cleaningholding all those for a friend.Like a car, they need to go for a ride every now and then, else they break.
For a friend, of course.
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
New Exorcist reboot just dropped.
The Sexorcist
As long as there’s no more than 6 per student
But Jesus had 12 disciples.
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.
I heard that motherfucker had like… 30 god-damned dicks.
I think you’re referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.
I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.
Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Yay! More small government and freedom!
I don’t know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.
“Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste.”
What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?
That quote reminded me of this funny commercial https://youtu.be/_hgN4Fqulmw
My local supermarket has sex toys on upper shelves in the family planning section, which is in the healthcare department. They don’t look like dongs, so people shouldn’t recognize what they are unless they know about them already. But kids might still ask their parents what that is on the shelf, and that is apparently worse than school shootings.
My Walmart has them next to the pharmacy, 2 or 3 aisles away from the toothpaste
Meijer has them on the same aisle as the deodorant
The Meijer I shop at regularly has vibrators in the same aisle as toothpaste, might be the next aisle over but they’re real close to each other.
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I’m guessing that part is performative. I doubt there are dildos for sale at Walmart.
They sell small vibrators in discreet packaging, on the top shelf near the condoms.
My local walmart has a whole aisle, locked in a glass case. You have to go ask an employee to get your dildo for you.
Very discreet packaging indeed. I worked at Walmart for a short spell a while back and I stocked them a few times before finally I was like, “Whoa, Walmart sells sex toys!?”
I learned something new today!
Walmart absolutely sells vibrators and plugs. They’re in the section near the condoms, which does happen to be near the toothpaste/deodorant/shampoo area.
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Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
